Headline: ‘Street Evangelist Saves 300 Souls From Enjoying Park’

Street Evangelist Saves 300 Souls From Enjoying Park

So reads the headline from the April 21 edition of the The Onion newspaper. An alert Quest for Quiet reader pointed out this fitting story, which includes this paragraph:

Hilson's bullhorn, which he often employs to bring recreation-seekers into the light of God's grace and drown out their iPod music, forced one-third to one-half of the souls to spurn the path they had chosen for that afternoon.

While meant to be satirical, the story is more truth than spoof for many residents of D.C. Read the full story here.